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#21 Ukulelemike

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 05:51 PM

And Peter is the smallest man in the bible since he slept on his watch.

 

And then there is Knee-high-miah. (Nehemiah).

And don't foget Bildad the Shuhite, (shoe-height).

 

And the disciples drove a Honda because they were all in one Accord.

I just used this last week in a sermon on being in one accord-and while it makes a decent joke, it also makes the point perfectly-if all the Apostles crammed into peter's Honda Accord, they would all be heading the same direction, in one accord, if you will.



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Posted 05 September 2013 - 05:52 PM

Oh, and Rebekah was the first smoker, because when she saw Isaac, she lighted of the Camel.



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Posted 05 September 2013 - 06:00 PM

To be fair, we don't know the size of the watch Peter slept on, nor the size of the shoe Bildad was measured against. Nehemiah? Did they measure him against Goliath? or Zacchaeus?

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 07:43 PM

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