The Donation

5 posts in this topic

Posted

Pastor Smith answers the phone.

A voice on the other end of the line says, "Hello, is this Pastor Robert Smith?"

"It is"

"Pastor Robert Smith of the Emmanuel Baptist Church in Springfield?"

"It is."

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"

"I'll try."

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Has he made a donation of $10,000 to the Emmanuel Baptist Church?"

"He will".

__________________

Miss Daisy and candlelight like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

:nuts:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Sorry, sir - as Pastor I do not handle the church finances, nor do I know what anyone gives.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

.

Sorry, sir - as Pastor I do not handle the church finances, nor do I know what anyone gives.

In case you missed it; this was posted in the Humor section.

As for your statement: It is the Pastor's responsibility to oversee the assembly. I would think that financial matters would fall under this responsibility

 

One thing I learned in 20 years of military service is that one may delegate responsibility; but he is still held accountable.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

BroK - I did notice the humour section - sorry if I made a serious comment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now