Dear Tech Support...

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA
3.6. Conversation 8.0no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,to no avail. What
can I do?


Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: 

C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should
automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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