What Liberals Think Conservatives Eat

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I agree with 1, 2 and 4 but I'll eat eggs any way my wife decides to make them; even sunny side up, though I wouldn't order them that way in a restaurant.

 

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Only one egg?

No sausages on the side?

:lol:

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That's funny Dave because I laughed when I saw that one lonely egg there.

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That's funny Dave because I laughed when I saw that one lonely egg there.

Yeah, why is there just one egg and why aren't they over hash browns?

That's not a complete breakfast I see there.

 

God bless,

Larry

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I don't drink coffee.

 

I don't own a handgun. 

 

I like my eggs sunny side up.

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For me the coffee cup is WAY to small, the toast needs to be biscuits and gravy, and the egg needs a chili relleno and tabasco sauce. 

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For me the coffee cup is WAY to small, the toast needs to be biscuits and gravy, and the egg needs a chili relleno and tabasco sauce. 

:goodpost:Sounds good, but hold the tabasco. 

 

God bless,

Larry

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Speaking of eggs...

A man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two scrambled eggs, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, stating emphatically that he wanted eggs sunny-side up.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, bellowing that he wanted eggs scrambled.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs one scrambled, the other sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, complaining that she scrambled the wrong one.

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Speaking of eggs...

A man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two scrambled eggs, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, stating emphatically that he wanted eggs sunny-side up.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, bellowing that he wanted eggs scrambled.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs one scrambled, the other sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, complaining that she scrambled the wrong one.

Did she then throw him out?  :clapping:

 

God bless,

Larry

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why there only one egg why is there only one gun. you have the hands 

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But you have to use one of your hand to eat, allen...heh.

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Right handed fellow, apparently. How's he going to eat and hold the gun with the same hand? :frog:

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Right handed fellow, apparently. How's he going to eat and hold the gun with the same hand? :frog:


Well its not that hard to figure out.
As someone else pointed out, the pistol is the wrong way up - or it would be if he was right handed - this guy prefers to cross-holster but is left handed, hence the gun position and angle ;)
:lol:

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I agree with 1, 2 and 4 but I'll eat eggs any way my wife decides to make them; even sunny side up, though I wouldn't order them that way in a restaurant.

 

Congratulations on getting pictures to post...even a personal avatar!!! :clapping:

 

I will try to make an avatar where it doesn't look like a mug shot.  It's just that I don't have many very recent pictures of myself, and I have lost over 70 lbs in the last 9 months.  Almost all the pictures I have of myself taken over the last 10 years are of someone that weighed 298 lbs instead of 225 now (goal is 180).  Even this avatar was a 250 lbs me.

 

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Woah...I got a picture to actually post!

 

:nuts:   I have to post this on Facebook.  Thanks, Brother Garry.  

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Looks good but it's missing the shotgun and grits

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Woah...I got a picture to actually post!

Liberals think conservatives eat this? No, not enough puppies, or food stolen from senior citizens and school children.

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On Friday we will be going on a cross channel ferry, God willing.  If we have the full English breakfast, we would have Egg, fried or scrambled, bacon, three rashers, grilled tomato, sausage, fried bread, hash brown, baked beans and two slices of toast.  The last couple of years, we had a voucher to get one breakfast free if we bought one, but we didn't as we don't have breakfast, only coffee.

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