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How Can You Tell That A Pastor Is Very Poor?


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#1 The Glory Land

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 02:49 PM

You already know the answer,... ;) not fair.


Edited by The Glory Land, 15 June 2014 - 06:05 AM.


#2 Standing Firm In Christ

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 04:07 PM

The Church parking lot only has room enough for one mule.



#3 The Glory Land

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 06:25 PM

The Church parking lot only has room enough for one mule.


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Posted 14 June 2014 - 06:32 PM

When he has to use only the Bible for his sermons and lessons; since he cannot afford books or a computer!!



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Posted 14 June 2014 - 06:52 PM

Shouldn't all sermons come from the Bible?



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Posted 14 June 2014 - 08:06 PM

When he is called to the bedside of a dying church member and arrives by bus 10 days after the funeral?



#7 Genevanpreacher

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 08:07 PM

When he is breathing?



#8 No Nicolaitans

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 08:21 PM

When as a last-ditch effort, he resorts to Properity Gospel tactics and pleads with his congregation to sow a seed...and all he gets is this...

 

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 09:01 PM

The Church parking lot only has room enough for one mule.

Or one goat.



#10 The Glory Land

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 06:08 AM

If his automobile does not have airbags...  :frog:






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