How Can You Tell That A Pastor Is Very Poor?

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You already know the answer,... ;) not fair.

Edited by The Glory Land

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The Church parking lot only has room enough for one mule.


Hayyyyyyyy :)

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When he has to use only the Bible for his sermons and lessons; since he cannot afford books or a computer!!

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Shouldn't all sermons come from the Bible?

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When he is called to the bedside of a dying church member and arrives by bus 10 days after the funeral?

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When he is breathing?

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When as a last-ditch effort, he resorts to Properity Gospel tactics and pleads with his congregation to sow a seed...and all he gets is this...

 

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The Church parking lot only has room enough for one mule.

Or one goat.

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If his automOBile does not have airbags...  :frog:

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