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3 hours ago, No Nicolaitans said:

If it takes an hour for a man to dig a hole, how long would it take for him to dig half a hole? 

 

3 hours ago, Pastor Scott Markle said:

Ah, but would a truly GOOD man leave a hole only half dug?

Very good, convicting, and...funny point! 

Certainly, a truly GOOD man would complete the task.

However, when the rubber meets the road, one can't dig half a hole...a hole is a hole no matter the depth. Tee hee...

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6 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

Why do people entrust their money to someone called a broker? 

Do not a great majority of said people end up "broke"?

13 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

However, when the rubber meets the road, one can't dig half a hole...a hole is a hole no matter the depth. Tee hee...

Indeed, I "got the joke" of your posting . . . BUT I chose to wrest it unto my own agenda.

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On 3/20/2017 at 4:35 PM, No Nicolaitans said:

Does a turtle ever itch? If so, how does it alleviate the itch? Hmmm...

They go through astronaut training school to learn how to ignore the itch....  I am always amazed how space walking astronauts can work for hours without scratching their ear, rubbing their eye, itching their nose, etc.

On 3/21/2017 at 2:17 PM, No Nicolaitans said:

Why do people entrust their money to someone called a broker? 

Why do people play the lottery but if their broker invested their money with odds like that the investor would fire their broker!

On 3/21/2017 at 7:54 PM, 1Timothy115 said:

Its hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

AND...

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

 

Why does "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing?

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...and just exactly what is this nonsense about "you can have your cake and eat it too"?

Goodness man! What am I going to do? Hold it, and look at it? Talk to it? Offer to give it some advice? Philosophize to it?

You better know that if I'm gonna have my cake...I'll be eatin' it too.

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