If you have the time or inclination to read this long speech that Putin gave the other day you will find it quite interesting. In it are the remarks that the main stream Western media chose to take out of context so they could portray the leader of Russia as threatening the peace of the world. It is quite a good speech in comparison to anything our president has ever given on world affairs. Also he is able to answer the questions after the speech quite intelligently unlike some others who head a once great superpower.
I am surely glad we have the police state keeping me safe from unlicensed underwear. I have been so mistaken about what the threats to the nation are. I thought maybe things like getting my head chopped off by the Islamic State folks or maybe millions of illegal immigrants swarming across the border . . . . you know, really bad things might be what they would protect me from. I never considered I might possibly go to Walmart and purchase unlicensed underwear and put my wife in extreme danger. Thanks for keeping me safe Homeland Security. I really do feel safe and secure now.