Well, let me fill you in on my life real quick.
Heres my wonderful testimony summed up with chunks I don't wish to post missing.
Before I moved to where I am right now (not telling

) I lived in a big city called Portland...
I did practicly whatever I wanted whenever I wanted and didn't go to school much.
Until one day my Mom said "Were moving!" And told me we were gonna live with my brother-in-law...
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